Your deck isn't raising.
Let's find the body.
PitchDeck Autopsy is an automated forensic teardown of your narrative, traction, clarity, financials, and ask — run by a proprietary algorithm. You get the red flags investors will see and the three fixes that matter most. No humans read your deck; the system does the whole autopsy.
The Uber
for everything.
Watch a vague deck confess.
Six slides. One imaginary startup. Every familiar fundraising wound, exposed in public.
Prefer paper? Download a real sample report (PDF) — generated from a test deck by the same pipeline that reviews yours. Or browse the public deck teardown series.
The operating system for modern work
One platform. Every team. Infinite possibility.
4/10describes 900 startupsWork is broken.
Teams feel overwhelmed.
Productivity suffers.
One platform. Total synergy.
Connect, simplify, accelerate.
5/10show the workflow, not the sloganUsers love us.
sign-ups across 42 countries
$1.2T TAM
If we capture just 1%...
easy, apparently
upside
Join our journey.
to scale the team and fuel growth.
4/10runway? milestones? use of funds?↳ vagueOfficial finding
Cause of death: slide 4.
Ten thousand sign-ups sounds large until the investor asks how many came back, paid, or referred anyone. Replace applause metrics with a six-month cohort, activation definition, and revenue retention.
Notes you can actually use.
Not “make it pop.” Specific diagnosis, investor logic, and the next sentence to write.
“You introduced the product before the reader understands the crime scene.”
Move the payroll error example ahead of the platform diagram. Make the cost of doing nothing impossible to ignore.
“MRR is up. Why is the missing slide.”
Separate expansion from new logos. Show that the curve is a machine, not one heroic enterprise contract.
“‘Grow the team’ is where money goes to disappear.”
Tie $1.8M to eighteen months, three named hires, two product milestones, and the revenue proof required for the next round.
Deck in. Alibis out.
Every report follows the same automated forensic sequence: machine cold read, evidence check, red-pen pass, and prioritized verdict — no human in the loop.
Submit the deck
Upload the PDF and add your name, company, stage, and the context the analysis should weigh.
First read
The system records its cold-read take before your context can rescue a confusing slide.
Red-pen pass
Slide notes, scores, contradictions, missing proof, and rewrite priorities.
Verdict delivered
A prioritized report designed for one focused revision sprint.
1. Can a stranger explain your company after slides 1–2?
2. Is the problem expensive, urgent, and quantified?
3. Does the product slide show a concrete before→after?
4. Do your traction metrics prove repeat behavior or revenue?
5. Is your market sizing bottom-up?
6. Is your competitive wedge specific and defensible?
7. Does the team slide prove founder–market fit?
8. Is the ask tied to milestones and runway?
Buy the truth once.
The cheapest full deck teardown you can buy — one-time, never a subscription. No retainers unless you're an accelerator. No “strategy package” ambush after checkout.
Free Pilot
- Five-category 1–10 scorecard
- Investor red flags
- Three highest-leverage fixes
Standard
- Five-category 1–10 scorecard
- Investor red flags
- Three highest-leverage fixes
- Written teardown memo
- 1 free re-score after you revise
Deep-dive
- Everything in Standard
- Slide-by-slide red-pen annotations
- Rewrite guidance for three critical slides
- Prioritized revision plan
- 2 free re-scores after you revise
Teardowns for the whole cohort.
One scored rubric across every deck, delivered per founder. Ordering for a cohort? Say so in the order form's message field — bulk rates available.
Five lenses. One clear verdict.
The algorithm tears your deck apart like an investor would—then turns every objection into a usable revision priority. The same five lenses as the scorecard, every time.
Narrative
Could a stranger explain what you do and why you win after one read? Problem, solution, why now, why you.
Traction
Revenue, retention, paid conversion — or the honest absence of them. Vanity metrics score what they are.
Clarity
One idea per slide, headlines that assert, numbers readable in three seconds. Walls of text die here.
Financials
TAM methodology, unit economics, projections with visible assumptions. Every derived number gets recomputed.
The Ask
Amount, instrument, use of funds, milestones it buys. Would an investor know what happens after they wire?
Questions before surrendering the PDF.
Who reads my deck?
No one on our team. Your deck is processed by software only — never opened by a human — and the uploaded file is deleted 30 days after your report is delivered. Decks are never used for training.
Do you sign an NDA?
Yes — on request, before you share materials. Either way, your uploaded deck file is deleted 30 days after delivery, and no human on our team ever reads your materials: the teardown is fully automated.
What stage is this best for?
Pre-seed through Series A, especially when the product is real but the story still depends on the founder being in the room to translate it.
Will you rewrite the whole deck?
No. The Deep-dive gives rewrite guidance for the three slides with the highest narrative leverage, then gives you a system for repairing the rest in your own voice.
Is the feedback only about design?
No. The scorecard covers narrative, traction, clarity, financials, and ask. Visual design is addressed where it affects comprehension.
Can you guarantee a raise?
Absolutely not. A sharper deck can earn clearer conversations; it cannot create traction, market timing, or investor fit that does not exist.
Your investors are already grading it.
You may as well see the rubric before the next room.